finalellipsis:

Trick question, Hamburger IS God.

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mostly10:

decoy br…

DAVID TENNANT’S SMILE

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aw yeh. i luk soooo hawt. yiss, i wud totes do me. im so sexy and i kno it. yolo. #swagx87 It is so hrd bein dis sexy. oh ya bby. So kawaii.

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peeface:

lotusking:

when you want to follow people your friends are friends with but they don’t follow you back or even acknowledge you

me

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deadhookerbodyslam:

andouilles:

railus:

i’m not sorry

railus what the fuck is this i cant

Mercy.. it’s canon..

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lupinesque:

sassy-gay-equius:

juxtaposedsabotage:

varlandgear:

Okay so I was walking through the store when suddenly! Pasta salad! 

No like that’s what this product is called. Suddenly pasta salad. SUDDENLY PASTA SALAD. And like I understand that it’s a box of stuff that you add to pasta and suddenly it’s pasta salad. Okay cool, sounds pretty useful to me. But god that suddenly in the name. It just makes it sound so… sudden. You know? like you pull back the shower curtain and pasta salad!!!! You look in the mirror and what’s that behind you? It’s pasta salad. you hear a strange noise and pasta salad. you turn the corner and pasta salad. SUDDENLY PASTA SALAD. JUST OUT OF NOWHERE. ALL OF A SUDDEN. OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT. IT’S PASTA SALAD. Whatever happened here it happened suddenly, nobody had time to get out of the way, they say as they survey the pasta salad covered scene.

Like okay here’s a play along at home game, put on your best movie trailer voice and say “it was a quiet town… a peaceful town… when suddenly, pasta salad!” Or even just use your regular voice, unless your movie trailer voice is your regular voice, I don’t know your life, to say pretty much any sentence that would have suddenly in it but then after suddenly you say pasta salad. Then say another one. There you go, I just gave you enough jokes to sustain yourself maybe for the rest of your life. 

Oh God it’s back

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHNIG BUT NOW I’M KIND OF ADFRAID OF PASTA SALAK?

you’re walking in the woods

there’s no one around and your phone is dead

suddenly out of the corner of your eye you spot it

pasta salad

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askaventuraangel:

epicbroniestime:

I Vote For Luna!

I love it when a hipster blog follows me and then after some time it unfollows me,　 as if they sat there waiting for me to turn into one of them, counting the days when black and white photo’s of landscapes and meaningful quotes start to flood their dash from me, then realize it would never happen and give up waiting and just leave.

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